Sorry I ghosted you
Sorry I ghosted you
Fits true to size for big bodies. Size up only if you like it extra loose.
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- Proudly owned by two loving husbands (and one dog)
Looking for gay bear t-shirts that actually fit a bear body? This is it. Our Halloween tee is built for bear-bodied men in sizes XS–5XL, so you can trick-or-treat, bar-hop, or haunt the den without squeezing into a shirt made for someone half your size.
Buttery-soft cotton, relaxed unisex fit, and a chest-centered print big enough to actually read across the room. Bold, campy, and a little bit cursed, because Halloween hits different with some bear energy behind it.
Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order. Once shipped, allow 2-5 days for orders to be delivered
*excluding promotions
PRODUCT FEATURES
PRODUCT FEATURES
- Made from durable and smooth 100% ring-spun cotton fabric
- Classic fit with versatile crew neckline for any occasion
- Ethically grown and harvested US cotton for sustainability
- Various fabric blends available for different color options
- Ideal for adults and meets various safety compliance standards
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Size Chart
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve length (in) | Size tolerance (in) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 9.96 | 1.5 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 9.72 | 1.5 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 9.49 | 1.5 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 9.25 | 1.5 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 9.02 | 1.5 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 8.74 | 1.5 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 8.5 | 1.5 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 8.23 | 1.5 |
| XS | 16 | 27 | 7.99 | 1.5 |
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We’re not just another tee shop—we’re a celebration of bear culture, body positivity, and unapologetic queerness. Our designs are bold, playful, and made to turn heads (and maybe raise a few eyebrows).
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We know our community because we are the community. Every shirt is crafted with love, humor, and a wink—perfect for anyone who’s ever felt too hairy, too husky, or too fabulous for mainstream fashion.
Conversation Starters, Not Just T-Shirts
Our tees spark smiles, flirty glances, and the occasional “Where’d you get that?” They’re more than clothes—they’re wearable attitude.